Like when something seems to good to be true (this sublet) but you don’t want to voice your suspicion, because then you are jinxing it.

Omg. I do not want to live in Dorchester

Sometimes I wish I could be a princess

But then I remember I like really cheap vodka, clubs in providence forever21, corn dogs, loitering on gross beaches, piercings & sweat pants, and generally a plethora of other low-class things.

womp

suck it in. suck it up. grind your teeth and let it go because dealing with it is better than the consequences of lashing out! What a life skill.

So glad I’m at amherst, doing whatever the hell I want with a hookah and endless supply of coals. Spa tomorrow, and I’m driving for once…